Morning Dew

It's early in the morning, I am not sure I want to see the sun so I keep my eyes closed, but my nose is freezing. I am thinking to myself "aint it funny how when the weather is great I can never feel my nose and my ears but give me one cold day and my nose feels like an ice block and my ears can be compared to the feeling you get when you have just left a piercing clinic." So, there I am lying there hoping to God that I dont have to get up! I know I have to I have to go to this daily thing called a job that promises money and fame. As far as I know the money lasts long enough for me to get 3 decent meals and well the fame... please the only person that knows my name here is the IT guy coz i can never work my way around this dumb machine anyway.

So there I am turning my large rotund body to peep at my mobile and check out the time. I think " slowly, slowly... ok feel around on the side table, you don't have to open your eyes yet, you can open them just to peep at the time and then go back to Lala land. Arrgh seven... that gives me an hour or so to sleep ok come on body go back to sleep ... you know you wanna... what am I going to do when I wake up.. smoke a ciggarette, take a dump and then I am going to shower rush out and go to that place... wait hold up! A month ago we could not get over this place it was... yes it was a big fat lie... I am tired let me sleep. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... this is not working... were is that box of ciggies i need one now I am sure it will put me to sleep.

So, what if I get retrenched ... second time in the space of six months... oh but the first time never mattered i mean you were like what... ummm oh yeah you volunteered. Yeah, that i did... it's always better that way always get them before they get you, but how many times are you going to deny this. You dont like this job, you feel you can change the world with great ideas and they feel they can make money with watered down pissed on crap regurgertated ideas that have nothing to do with where the people are right now. They want ideas that live in their own world and the clients wants watered down ideas, but what do the people want... they want something real. something they can look at and ralate to. Everybody is looking for a reason to wake up today... I am too.

Ok I'm up... aah man it's like 8:30 I must be retarded between 7:00 and 8:30 that is the only crap that has come out of my thick skull... maybe i deserve a dead end job that might fire me tomorrow. Shit it's really cold out here man... Oy... he looks so sweet when he is asleep the drool flowing from his mouth as cute as a freakishly big baby hmmm... pity i have to leave I could sit here and look at every crease scar and zit on that pretty caramel face, theres no time I have to make money for someone else and check out the latest movies and gossip on the internet. I do the latter more than make the money.

I hate the icy feeling of the toilet seat on my butt on a winter morning... geez you would have thought someone would have invented a seat warmer or something... ok nothings coming out... that's coz it's so cold my pee is frozen in my godamn bladder geez like it.... arrgh... oh there we go... hahah ooooh the relief... best part of my morning anyday. Paper, paper... i like soft paper. Ok, flush... nope it's not flushing... come on flush you dumb ass. I will take care of this later. Cold floor, cold floor!!! Squeek, squeek... what do you mean there is no water in the shower!! %$@#&*%$@#&^%#@$$%&(&^%#$%##@!!!!! I have to go work and i smell like i have been living on the street for the past year. Man oh man. Oh I know there is a jug of water in the fridge i will just get the important parts. Haaat Haaat HaaaTT!!!! ooooooo wweeee this stuff is cold... ahhh man WTF... can this day get any worse. ok ok I am done.

Sniff, sniff, sniff, dirty, dirty, GEEEEEEEZZZZZZ what the...!!! I obviously have some memmory loss. Hmmm he's clothes are clean. Ok sweater, cargos, sneakers. I wonder if i brushed my hair. where is that beanie.. that should cover hiroshima. Bag, oreos, car keys... oh where did i put those shit motherfuckers??? oh here they are right where i left them three days ago... Oh brush my teeth... water problem... ice water... Owwwww!!! Ok I am out.

Ok Now start... Start.. please start. hahahaha there we go we are in business! Now what will i listen to today... i hate radio DJ's they are so annoying. Dude what the hell are you on. Ag no music today... I feel like a super quiet day. Parking, parking..... ahahahahahahahhah... there we go a free spot for me. I feel dead already... why me ... why do i have to work today. Ok 1...2...3. Out the car in the office one the internet... i need a ciggarette... No I dont have the files, no I dont have an idea, no i have not apllied for the staff loyalty crap. Why cant I just close my eyes and they all go away.