Shit… another morning, baby get up! No I will shower after you… of course I love you but, you have to shower first… Gaawd I am tired… where are my keys? Damnit! Why did you leave the window open? Now the couch is wet!!! Ok I am leaving see you later Mcwah… I’ll get dinner, no rather let’s do something exciting tonight. What? The boys again? Agg just do what you want to do – I couldn’t care less. Where’s my kiss? Oh alright – have a nice day… it would be nice if you said it back. Sniffle sniffle…
I think he is tired, yes, tired of me but he is a man he will never say so…
(later that day)
Baby…where are my new nine-west shoes I left them here after the party last week… you know... before I went on that trip… wait, whose jersey is this? That’s not mine – it’s not my size and definitely too cheap to be my taste. But I would like to wear my shoes … where are they? I found her underwear in the bathroom… dude you can’t be serious. Are you…? I am sorry but I need to go to my mama’s house… see you around.
Do you perhaps have bugs planted in my apartment and record the morning conversations?
ReplyDeleteI went through the exact things not so long ago
--- I relate fully --- except the shoes / jersey part
--- Word Is truth